Well… I’m about halfway through my first semester at university. 

Just before I went to bed last Monday night, my half-half-sister, Hannah, called me. Well, she actually Facetimed me, and her call scared the shit outta me. After all, why was she calling me? My brain immediately thought the worst, and I quickly picked up. 

My first week at university has been… interesting, for lack of better terms. Dare I say, I’ve been in a state of culture shock, unsure of what I’ve gotten myself into by going to university. 

As I’m typing this, I’m in the valley seated on a red rock just east of God’s Ass.

Well, it’s official: I’m now a student at University of Colorado: Denver.